I am: Listening to the soundtrack to “A Single Man” Painting my nails. I should be: Watching “Stardust” Listening to Forgive Durden
Forgot the haters...
wanttobelieve: National Treasure and National Treasure 2 were fantastic movies. Plus, their soundtracks are some of the best in recent years…
I'm sorry Tumblr...just felt like doing this.
01. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 02. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. 03. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 04. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of ? 05. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. 06. Add three guys to the list. Jack Barakat Rupert Grint Gabe Saporta ...
Well, guess what...
IT’S JON’S BIRTHDAAAAY! SO SUCK IT. He’s gonna paaartaay. :)
What is the point of stretching your ears if...
nekkidhoars: yeahmichael: emiryrose: chelseachiodos: Perfect examples: How the fuck do you even manage to do this you must be a complete and utter fucking idiot to do this honestly OH MY FUCKING GOD yummy. see, i was smart and did it the right way :3
rest in peace Mr. Freddie Mercury.
Intriguing Chronicle, Male Relation: LMFAO. Kay... →
-theawkwardturtle: LMFAO. Kay so, today I got in troubz in math class. You know those windows that pop up when you are using a school computer and it says, “Click here to ask your teacher a question”? I was pissed off this sub named, Ms Choi or something, because she took away my internet for no reason. As a joke I…
He’s going to get butt-fucked by slender man– Jessica Marotta (via -theawkwardturtle)
jasminetealeaves: because these gifs and the way they look also make me laugh…. xD
5637.) My heart is yearning for something that I...
She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them,...– The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger (via thechocolatebrigade)
-theawkwardturtle: Dumbass forgot to get me a sheet
Jess: "Are you going to see Harry Potter?"
Leah: "Are you on fuckin' crack?"
I love songs that remind me of you.
I have my headphones in, and my room is dark...
My mom just swings open the door and turns the lights on. I nearly died. Fuckin’ thought it was Slenderman comin’ to get me. :’(